Television manufacturers need to keep introducing new technology to get us to replace our perfectly good TVs. Widescreen (a con, if ever I saw one), LCD screens (thin but
blurry) and now High Definition (they neglect to tell you that you'll need to pay a subscription). Well, for once, I'm ahead of the game. From now, selected episodes of Fresco
will be brought to you in amazing new Tallscreen©. It's perfectly suited to the portrayal of the human shape and is sure to be the format of the future. Remember, you saw it
here first!
