On his history
Over the years, Jack mentioned many things that had happened to him during his career. These are presented in date order of e-mails.
November 2002
| Hello,
Peter. Sorry about the potentially long downloading time for this one! In the issues of DISC dated August 7th and 14th, 1971, I was in the middle of one of the several "Alice in Wonderland" spoofs that I did over the years. These two episodes featured Tweedlennon and Tweedlono. A few days later, I received at DISC the attached postcard. ![]() In case you can't read the reverse, it says: "Dear E.C.Ryder Any chance of getting the original work of genius in Aug 16th Disc? We are two humble grovelling fans who can hardly raise a pen to ask. We'd really like it, if you'd be so kind (I guess we'd pay if we HAVE to). Lots of love from your humble admirers, Jock and Yoni Lennonism of Ascot Berks" ![]() It was rubber-stamped "Tittenhurst Park, Ascot", which was the home of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Your guess is as good as mine as to which of them actually wrote the card! Anyway, Gavin Petrie, the Disc editor, was very excited. I was quite chuffed myself! I was happy to let the Lennons have the originals for nothing (no wonder I'm not rich) and despatched them without delay. Gavin, however, insisted that I sent a covering letter which suggested that, in return, John might write and draw an episode of E.C.Ryder (Gavin promised that I would still get paid for it!). Personally, I thought it was a bit of a cheek, though I can't say which bit. However, I did as instructed. I'm beginning to think he's NEVER going to reply! Best Wishes for the happy sawing of jigs and crimsoning of kings. |
| One of
my prime sources of income is taking part in a fortnightly telephone survey for
a firm called Taylor Nelson Sofres. Every two months, they send me a magazine
and a five pound note. The magazine requests submissions from readers, and I
thought I'd send them a strip, based on the interviews. Well, you never know
who might see it. It's difficult to keep ideas in check, however, and I
finished up drawing them six. Sadly, I don't expect they'll be prepared to pay
for them! With Best Wishes for a Happy December 13th ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
December 2002
I'm
attaching a card from UK Records (December 1975). Personally, I'm not very keen
on it. As far as I can remember, they got me to draw a set of cartoons to
promote the band "Hot Squirrels", then decided to lump the pictures together as
their Christmas card. Inside, it just says "Merry Christmas from all at UK
records." I'm sending it to you for the sake of
completeness.![]() |
February 2003
This is
the only Fresco A4 poster (drawn for the same daughter of a friend) of which I
have a copy. I just re-drew a reader's idea from the Instant Garbage column. A
full colour version exists, but sadly I haven't got it.![]() |
March 2003
| FRESCO-LE-RAYE DAY! Fresco-Le-Raye Lives - OK! Dear Pete, This week's surprise bonus item is... another Fresco strip! Brand new, drawn today. Thank you very much for inspiring me. Who'd have thought I'd still be drawing Fresco after all these years? I'm sending it to you in the same format as usual, though I drew it smaller to save time. I'm sending it to everyone else on my greetings card list as a tiny monitor display file. Hope it works, Happy Commonwealth Day, Jack |
| H'lo,
Pete! Here, at last, is the final Fresco. For the sake of completeness, I thought I should send you this do-it-yourself episode: write your own word balloons! If the idea appeals to you, feel free to run it as a competition. I would happily award an antique plastic warthog to the sender of the saddest script! NEXT WEEK: And now for something completely different. The start of a never-before-seen (and surprisingly short) series! Keep watching your inbox! ~ Jack. Of course, this isn't really the final Fresco at all: merely the last of those that I originally INTENDED to send you. As you will have doubtless noticed, I've already sent you a further five. You have only yourself to blame! I distinctly remember you suggesting that, when the Frescos run out, I could draw some more. And, at the crucial moment, you inspired the inspiration for the new 'Birthday' sequence. There are more to come - I know what happens next! I had a minor brainwave that helped me to produce the latest episodes. Each of the previous 'sample' strips took the best part of a day to draw (thus leaving me only the worst part). I have now reverted to the simple device of drawing them SMALLER! None of this week's cartoons took longer than an hour and a half! |
| Thank
you for your support: I'll wear it always. Sorry about the delay in continuing the Fresco-Le-Raye saga. I'm allowing plenty of time for stragglers to respond. In the meantime, here is a bonus episode. The story will resume shortly. Remember where we got to! Feel free to forward the Frescos to anyone you think might be interested, or get them to e-mail me if they'd like to be added to the list of subscribers. It's all FREE (mainly because I can't think of a way of charging!). |
| I must
admit that originally I intended to send out the strip five times a week but
there have been rumbles of mutiny. I'm currently considering just one or possibly two episodes a week: I don't want people to tire of it, and not everyone checks their e-mails every day (ahem!). And, of course, not everyone has broadband. I don't really want to deal with two different e-mailing schedules. At the moment, I have five new strips in hand (which makes it difficult to type). |
Although Jack claims to have sent the final Fresco strip, he continued for the best part of four more years. He had produced about 35 by this point.
April 2003
| At
last! Here we go with the next Fresco strip! I did wonder how often to send them: some people requested the cartoons daily, others weekly. To avoid overdoing it, I've decided to e-mail one a week, except maybe for occasional special occasions. One final point: the last number in the subject line is my own anti-virus code. It should always be the date that I send the e-mail (today's is 134 - 13th April). Not necessarily the date you RECEIVE it, of course. It's just to confirm that the message really does come from me and is not a subject line stolen from past files on my computer. |
| Tuesdays is the one day that I hardly ever check my e-mails due to
the day having been abolished in 1982. It was hushed-up by the government.
Also, that's the evening I collect the football pools. It continually amazes me how you manage to spot letters from Fresco-Le-Raye, discussions about Abolish Tuesdays and so forth. I'm delighted that you pass these references on to me and I always check them out. I guessed that the Fresco letter was probably from Alan Shaw, a fact borne out when I checked your message pages. I've finally been brave enough to enter the discussion about the annual covers. It wasn't as difficult as I feared! I also tried to contribute to the Yahoo exchange but it wouldn't let me. Actually, Patrick Brown gave basically the correct interpretation of the Abolish Tuesdays slogan. I have no objection to revealing the truth - I always meant to send it to you one day. If you'd like, I'll send you the explanation to ALL the 'hidden' items, including the warthog and the box with a handle on it. Regarding the latter, the Toon Hound's interpretation is again incorrect! Which reminds me, I've received an e-mail from the Hound requesting more info on Fresco, which I shall be happy to send. Sometime soon. I was interested to see the 26pigs site. I see that there were letters from Lew Stringer, an ex-Buster artist who once listed ME as one of his influences! You are doubtless right - there's probably loads I could tell them. But I wouldn't know where to start! |
April 2003
Letter to Toon Hound
| Dear
Frazer or possibly Frazier, Thank you for your exciting e-mail! I'd be most delighted if you ran a feature on Fresco. Feel free to illustrate it with any of the strips I've sent you. I wasn't sure if it was factual or fictional info you needed, but here goes with a brief bio:
Before I leave, here are a couple of other points: I notice that, in Mark Bennington's interview, he refers to me as 'JED'. This seems to be spreading, so please can we nip it in the bud? I've never been known as Jed. What he actually meant was 'JEO' (my initials)! Next, if you should ever desire it, I could probably supply you with a complete list of my work for IPC, compiled from my financial archives! Next (Part Two), though your interpretation of my box with a handle on it is ingenious, it is not, in fact, correct. Nor, sad to say, are your thoughts on 'Abolish Tuesdays'. For someone so broke, I seem to be amazingly busy, but when I get a moment, I've promised to send Pete a list of the reasons behind all my 'hidden' items. I'll send you a copy, too. I've finally worked out the reason for your 'Toon Hound' nom de web. It's obviously an anagram of 'To Nunhood'. Or maybe even 'Oh, no do-nut!' Best wishes, Jack. |
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| I've now had a very pleasing e-mail from Jeremy White, who says that he used to draw my characters on his exercise books. I must tell him that Izzy Ryder was a lemming, not a bear, hence the overwhelming desire to go for a swim. I must admit that he looked more like a bear, though. I don't think lemmings are very picturesque. |
Of course, Jack never did send the complete list of meanings for his icons.
May 2003
| I
thought you might like to see the first episode of my new monthly cartoon
strip. I'm actually getting PAID for it! It's called "Col. Hector" and, although the strip is mine, the title certainly isn't, being below even my own appallingly-low standards! Mind you, I'm the person who came up with "Toppo D. Popps"... and you'll never believe what E.C. Ryder was originally going to be called! But I digress. My cousin, Steve Oliver, commissioned me to produce the strip for his Phil Stamp web site, to appear on the first Saturday of each month. He has computer-colored the cartoon and I think it looks pretty good. Steve says he wouldn't object to you putting this first episode on your web site, if you so desire, as an example of my latest work. |
June 2003
| Apart,
of course, from nude female marmite wrestling, I'm not interested in any sport.
However, in a futile attempt to impress a woman I almost met, I came up with this extended series of two episodes. Naturally, if you haven't already done so, you should spell the title backwards. Thank you, Peter, for forwarding the two new subscribers, which has brought the current total to 54 and has doubled my New Zealandish readership. Fresco to follow. After rambling on about how I'd like to do a strip about anything that took my fancy, it suddenly came to me: I'm not getting any money for the Fresco cartoons. This means that I'm the boss! I can do anything I like! Ah, the power! The glory! Watch for strange developments. Goodnight children, everywhere. ~ Uncle Jack. |
| Hail, Pete! Here is the second and, mercifully, final flog. |