May 2003 I thought you might like to see the first episode of my new monthly cartoon strip. I'm actually getting PAID for it! It's called "Col. Hector" and, although the strip is mine, the title certainly isn't, being below even my own appallingly-low standards! Mind you, I'm the person who came up with "Toppo D. Popps"... and you'll never believe what E.C. Ryder was originally going to be called! But I digress. My cousin, Steve Oliver, commissioned me to produce the strip for his Phil Stamp web site, to appear on the first Saturday of each month. He has computer-colored the cartoon and I think it looks pretty good. Steve says he wouldn't object to you putting this first episode on your web site, if you so desire, as an example of my latest work. June 2003 Apart, of course, from nude female marmite wrestling, I'm not interested in any sport.